these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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