Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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