Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
