once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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