id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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