that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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