at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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