she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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