Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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