Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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