I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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