People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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