i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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