I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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