god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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