I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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