My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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