Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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