i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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