yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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