If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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