I puked a lego.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i think i just lost a toe
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
How naked do you want me to be?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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