What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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