I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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