going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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