Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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