Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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