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My hand turned me down
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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