Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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