Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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