omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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