OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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