Will you blow on my dice?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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