Im at strip club and am horny
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Someone shattered a urinal.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You are the jesus of drinking
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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