Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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