I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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