What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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