So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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