butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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