You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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