im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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