did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard