I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.