I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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