I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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