if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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