So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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