So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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