Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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