found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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