so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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