I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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