i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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