you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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