I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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